Scorpions

One Scorpion
Two Scorpions
Plaguing episodes of Archer's life

Ten years of friendship
One Scopion finally understood
She says let's go out
Archer says "Not free, next time.:
One Scorpion says "OK, next time I may not be free"
Archer thinks "Good, now she takes care of herself"

Two Scorpion says "Let's have dinner"
Archer says "I wanna study"
Two Scorpion says " So you don't want to see me is it"
Archer thinks " That's it, I'm dead"

Both are female
Both share the same traits
Both are Scorpions

One Scorpion finally understood
Two Scorpion flashes her claws

Archer takes a hiding
For a while
Forever
From clingy scorpions